June 2013
18 posts
If people name their children “Samandriel” the children should be called “Alfie” for short…
Then in a hundred years if people are still using the name Samandriel, they’ll be calling them Alfie for short.Then they’d be all like “How the fuck is Alfie short for Samandriel?”
And we’ll be rolling in our graves.
May 2013
42 posts
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
I fucking lost it at “chilly stumps”,
“Listen here you little shit”















